Really!? Because Nobody Gives a Crap!

This is just a list of things I like to say (or would like to say) on a daily basis:

• Did you have to put that in your mouth?
• That doesn't sound right AT ALL!
• Crayons are for drawing, not eating.
• I need a Starbucks grande iced,white-chocolate-mocha latte with whip cream before I lose it completely!

Whats funny though is that yesterday I was drinking my usual coffee when I noticed I almost swallowed something large in my cup. It was a piece of orange crayon that D had decided would make my coffee taste better. Thank God they're non-toxic.